19 June 2008

To the bartender who works Wendesday afternoons at The Max Canada

Go fuck yourself!

Are you retarded?

Do you really think you are too cool for school with your 1991 style grunge haircut, musical selections, and shitty attitude?

Do you really think you are helping yourself (and more importantly the owners of the bar where you 'work') by refusing to accommodate the polite request from the nine of us who were the only patrons present (besides your douchebag buddy) that you turn down the music to a level low enough to allow normal conversation?

Do you really think I wouldn't find out about the sneering and jeering your ugly face expressed after I turned around?

Do you think I was bullshitting you when I said that I really like Sonic Youth (but please turn the stereo down for the nine of us, your only customers, who just want to be able to have a conversation, please, especially since we are the only ones in the bar)? At least I would have the taste not to play the 'Washing Machine' album, dumbass.

Well, no worries. We won't be back.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Tom said...

Yeah, fuck Ugly Kid Joe.

08:19  
Anonymous Rhyno said...

Sounds like a message better made in public. Does the Rhyno need to make a trip to Athens?

21:39  

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