From the Onion

... so you know it's true! (wink) Or, as Henry Rollins dramatized it during his lengthy monologue the other night (talking about the allegations of Diebold™ machines "erasing" votes and other recent electoral shenanigans, me paraphrasing):

"What the fuck happened to my vote?"
"You voted for the wrong guy, that's what the fuck happened to your vote! You voted for health care and literacy... Gayboy!"

Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 2008 Election Early