no fun (well, maybe a little at the expense of others)

I have at least three worthwhile tasks I could be doing but really just don't feel like doing anything.

Not enough will or mental energy left to do any more writing or proofreading.

Don't really feel like any serious reading.

Nothing good on T.V.

Too early to go to bed.

Yeah, I know, I'm pretty lame. What's my fucking problem? Who do I think I am anyway? Who gives a shit? I don't know.


I would like to share this with you all, though, and also thank my friend Jason for posting it via MySpace. The headline really (well almost) says it all "Awkward moments abound in penis pump trial." Apparently a judge (with twenty-three years of experience) in Oklahoma has been charged with indecent exposure for using his penis pump while he was at seated on his mighty bench at work.

I was curious to see if this trial has finished or not and did a google search and found this with the much better headline "Penis pump judge faces stiff sentence." Leave it to the Brits.

It turns out he was convicted and may face a steep fine, a year in prison, have to register as a sex offender and possibly lose his state pension! Stiff sentence indeed. I think the fine and sex offender thing are reasonable but I think he still has a right to his pension. Oh well. Fucked up news stories like this really are great fun. It would seem fitting to comment in a cliched way about the glory of our judicial system at this point, but considering the defendant in this case, that would just be too ironic.